Scrabbling around, looking for answers...

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Commit dozens of homicides, and it just kind of...watches you. Warily.

With great power comes great responsibility...

Musical, magical, and utterly abominable.

If I only had a stable career.

Dad said he was just going to get cigarettes- why is he on the moon?

Live by the sword, die by the sword. Live by a collection of large knives, bows, and automatic weapons, die of old age.

Will the royal visit be a royal pain?