Everyone thinks there's something creepy about their grandparents' house...it's not usually the whole house.

Under the Italian sun...

I don't even like going to weddings the first time - let alone infintely.

There's nothing like the creeping feeling of being watched - it's even better when the people watching you have torpedoes.

Dying seems scary - until you can't do it.

A woman's work is never done...especially when she's the only one left.

Stardom does not translate into good parenting.

It's like camping...except the guys in the next tent are the Taliban.