Probably not because someone tied his shoelaces together.

From the lap of luxury to the cold steel table of a vet's office.

Truth and lies- standard high-school fare.

Seems like an irresponsible use of school budget, but maybe that's just me.

The Huck Finn of pro wrestling.

Everyone's in-laws have tried to murder them at some point, right? Or is that just me?

Fear and loathing in the sixth grade.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the...uh...undiscovered ancient underwater ruins?