Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Commit dozens of homicides, and it just kind of...watches you. Warily.

How long could you spend in a lighthouse with Willem Defoe?

If I only had a stable career.

Live by the sword, die by the sword. Live by a collection of large knives, bows, and automatic weapons, die of old age.

Will the royal visit be a royal pain?

Dad said he was just going to get cigarettes- why is he on the moon?

Musical, magical, and utterly abominable.

Seems like an irresponsible use of school budget, but maybe that's just me.