Joker R

Overall: C-

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Commit dozens of homicides, and it just kind you. Warily.

The Lighthouse R

Overall: D+

How long could you spend in a lighthouse with Willem Defoe?

Judy PG-13

Overall: B+

If I only had a stable career.

Rambo: Last Blood R

Overall: D-

Live by the sword, die by the sword. Live by a collection of large knives, bows, and automatic weapons, die of old age.

Downton Abbey PG

Overall: A-

Will the royal visit be a royal pain?

Ad Astra PG-13

Overall: A-

Dad said he was just going to get cigarettes- why is he on the moon?

Abominable PG

Overall: A

Musical, magical, and utterly abominable.

Overcomer PG

Overall: B

Seems like an irresponsible use of school budget, but maybe that's just me.