Just because you got there first doesn't mean you won.

Be careful what you look for - you might find it.

Meeting your boyfriend's family can be weird...probably not this weird, though.

Crossdressing hero saves China...there's a headline you don't see every day.

I'd rather have the extended warranty than a guarantee...

Fry cooks all have super strength...don't they?

Small town politics have never been bigger.

Every child has an invisible friend- most of them aren't real.