The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Parent Guide
Although lessons on friendship, cooperation, and what it means to be a man, are all positive morsels you'll harvest from this sea of stupidity, there's also a fair share of seaweed to wade through.
Parent Movie Review
Deep, deep under the ocean lies a civilization unknown to man. Bikini Bottom is a waterlogged world, home to a society of mutated sea creatures that have somehow been endowed with human characteristics. One of the most noted citizens of this microcosm is a four-sided little character named SpongeBob SquarePants (Tom Kenny).
SpongeBob lives a simple little life, toiling long and hard at the nearby Krusty Krab fast food joint. His wall of Employee-of-the-Month honors has him convinced he’s going to be chosen as manager for the new Krusty Krab location. What he isn’t counting on is his boss Mr. Krabs (Clancy Brown), who sees him being too young for the top job.
His fate changes when King Neptune’s (Jeffrey Tambor) crown is stolen. With good reason to believe Mr. Krabs is the thief, the dictator drops by the Krusty Krab to exact justice. However, little SpongeBob and Neptune’s sweet daughter Mindy (Scarlett Johansson) intervene at the very moment Krabs is about to become dead meat under Neptune’s instant-barbecuing flame-throwing trident. Flipping the switch on his golden pitchfork from fry to freeze, the king instead encapsulates Mr. Krabs in ice. The chilly turn of events gives SpongeBob and his best friend, starfish Patrick (Bill Fagerbakke), six days to return the crown.
But nobody is aware of the interference of an evil player known as Plankton (Doug Lawrence). He operates a hole-in-the-wall food outlet across the street, and badly wants Mr. Krabs’ secret recipe to his famous Krabby Patties. With the entrepreneur on ice, and SpongeBob and Patrick on the road trying to return the crown, Plankton takes advantage of the opportunity to sponge off his competition. He also dispatches his hit man Dennis (Alec Baldwin) to take care of the pair.
The amazingly complicated plot holds more surprises than expected… particularly an extended cameo by David Hasselhoff, who becomes a human dinghy upon which SpongeBob and Patrick ride to safety. That scene alone, with a tiny animated starfish and sponge surfing on Hasselhoff’s hairy legs, could easily be ranked as one of the strangest moments in cinematic history.
A second shocker was how often I laughed. The first half hour is especially crazy, with a live action opening involving pirates who scramble into a theater to see this movie. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end—and this one doesn’t soon enough. Even with the buccaneers returning for a satisfying reprise before the end credits, the actual story is stretched longer than an eel in an attempt to make this feature length material.
Parents comfortable with SpongeBob’s television persona won’t find much different here. Jokes involving underwear are quite popular, as are shots of SpongeBob and Patrick’s derri0xE8res. Other issues include name calling, slapstick hits over the head, simulated drunkenness after a night at an ice cream bar, and a strange moment when Patrick—who was enamored earlier at the sight of Mindy—appears in women’s stockings and high heels.
In fact, “strange” is the best word to label this crustacean comic. Although lessons on friendship, cooperation, and what it means to be a man, are all positive morsels you’ll harvest from this sea of stupidity, there’s also a fair share of seaweed to wade through. (Not to mention some very annoying songs your children will love to repeat.)Directed by Mark Osborne, Stephen Hillenburg. Starring Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke. Running time: 87 minutes. Theatrical release November 18, 2004. Updated July 17, 2017
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Parents' Guide
SpongeBob SquarePants is a highly optimistic individual. Do you think it’s possible to have too much optimism? Why do you think he chose to save his boss, even though he wasn’t given the promotion?
Confused as to what you want to do when you grow up? Stephen Hillenburg the creator/director/writer/producer of SpongeBob in TV and movie form is a good example of how sometimes one thing leads to another. Originally he graduated with a degree in natural science with an emphasis in marine biology. Prior to becoming a filmmaker, he worked as an exhibit preparer and science educator for kids, where he says he had the chance to see how enamored kids are with undersea life. Later he graduated with a master’s degree in experimental animation.
The most recent home video release of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie movie is February 28, 2005. Here are some details…
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie releases to home video as a Two Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo on March, 29, 201. The package includes:
- The Absorbing Tale Behind The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
- Case of the Sponge “Bob”
- Saving The Surf
- Inside The Pineapple
- The Making of The Flaming Lips “SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy” Music Video
- The Flaming Lips “SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy” Music Video
- Teaser Trailer (HD)
- TMNT: Turtles Forever Spot (SD)
- SpongeBob 2010 Catalog Refresh Spot (SD)
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie releases to DVD on February 28, 2005,
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Monsters Inc. is another animated movie featuring a lead character that has won “Employee of the Month.” The world under the sea is the setting of two other children’s movies, Finding Nemo and Shark Tale.