You Don’t Mess With The Zohan parents guide

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan Parent Guide

Overall D+

If you were an Israeli spy, but would really rather be a hairstylist, what would you do? To pursue his secret dream, Agent Zohan (Adam Sandler) decides to fake his own death and head for New York City. While the incognito operative (who uses rather unorthodox methods to keep his female customers satisfied) does find a niche market in a Palestinian neighborhood, his new identity doesn't fool his old colleagues for very long.

Release date June 5, 2008

Violence C-
Sexual Content D
Profanity D+
Substance Use A

Why is You Don’t Mess With The Zohan rated PG-13? The MPAA rated You Don’t Mess With The Zohan PG-13 The MPAA has rated You Don't Mess With the Zohan PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language and nudity.

Parent Movie Review

For Adam Sandler, there is no subject so politically incorrect that he can’t attempt to turn it into a comedy. This time he digs deep into his Jewish heritage and offers his own point of view on the conflict between Israel and Palestine—but to get to the heartwarming conclusion offered in all his Happy Madison productions, the audience must first navigate through a moral minefield.

Sandler plays Zohan, an unstoppable Israeli counter-terrorist capable of superhuman feats, like catching a flying bullet between his fingers and jumping from tall buildings. He is in high demand from the Israeli military that depends on his incredible abilities to bring down dozens of bad guys. Yet, even with the non-stop accolades, Zohan isn’t satisfied. Deep inside there is only one thing he really wants to be—a hairdresser like the famous Paul Mitchell. And there is only one thing he’s afraid of—confessing his dream to his family and friends.

When his job provides an opportunity to fake his death, Zohan leaves the Middle East and makes his way to New York City determined to find a job at a classy salon. His hopes are quickly subdued however when he discovers the book he has been studying from was penned by the renowned coiffure about two decades earlier. Adjusting his sites, the man with the stale style skills discovers a tiny salon tucked in a row of Palestinian businesses, thanks to some help from a bicycle courier named Michael (Nick Swardson) and Michael’s mother. There he meets Dalia (Emmanuelle Chriqui), the shop’s owner, who is at first reluctant to let the stranger anywhere near her clients. But this is a typical Sandler movie, so no matter how bizarre or twisted the main character maybe, you can still count on him getting the girl. And, in this case, he gets to mess with a few others besides!

An ongoing source of attempted humor in the film is the particularly predominant bulge between Zohan’s legs. Literally the focus of dozens of gags and innuendo, this is also the primary method used to recruit new business for the struggling salon. Employing his manly ways, he seduces Dalia’s customers, the majority of whom are elderly women. Leading them into a back room off screen, viewers are privy to hearing the resulting sexual sounds. Similar situations pervade many other scenes. As well, he is seen in a sexual position with Michael’s mother (both participants are partially unclothed), and frequently presses himself against people and objects. Plus, there are a few shots providing clear views of Zohan/Sandler’s naked body from the rear.

If this hasn’t deterred your desire to bring the kids, know that there is a considerable amount of violence too. Although it’s all played for laughs, there are depictions of people being tossed from buildings, kicked in the face, and shot at. Racial slurs directed at Arabs, Jews and Caucasians are included, and a derogatory term referring to homosexuals is repeated throughout. With the exception of the Caucasians (who are a group of “red neck” men), the script eventually attempts to show how these actions are hurtful and inaccurate.

As one of the primary authors of the screenplay, Sandler presents what is best described as a schoolboy’s perspective on the little world inside his movie. His solution for resolving the prejudice between the Palestinians and the Israelis is as simple as finding a common enemy on their new playground in America (in this case, greedy white guys) and using everyone’s natural interest in sex as a political melting pot. If you thought “make love, not war” was an obsolete slogan from days past, you’ll find it’s been given a new life in You Don’t Mess With the Zohan.

Starring Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson.. Theatrical release June 5, 2008. Updated

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan
Rating & Content Info

Why is You Don’t Mess With The Zohan rated PG-13? You Don’t Mess With The Zohan is rated PG-13 by the MPAA The MPAA has rated You Don't Mess With the Zohan PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language and nudity.

In this story of an Israeli counter-terrorist who comes to the United States to pursue his dream of becoming a hairdresser, Adam Sandler’s script offers his usual non-stop litany of sexual innuendo, derogatory remarks and comedic violence. Nearly every scene in this film has references to sexual activities, anatomy or scatology. His character is always portrayed with a large bulge in his pants, which is the focus of repeated jokes and comments. One scene depicts a man and a woman having sex while partially clothed. In other scenes, women are seduced by a man who then takes them to a closed room and then sexual sounds are heard. A man is seen completely naked from the rear in at least three shots, and from the front with objects covering his genital area. Women are seen in bikinis. Violence is played for laughs, but includes non-explicit terrorist shootings and explosions. A man’s hand is cut off, and we see the dismembered part moving around on the floor. A man uses supposed combat techniques to injure people, including breaking their fingers and twisting their bodies into pretzel shapes. A man stabs himself in the leg with a pair of scissors. Multiple derogatory terms are heard toward ethnic groups and homosexuals. Other language includes one clear sexual expletive and another word that is repeatedly spoken with an accent so it sounds like a sexual expletive. Other crude words for sex are included, along with frequent scatological terms, terms of deity, other moderate and mild profanities, and crude anatomical references. Animal cruelty is depicted, with characters punching a cow, eating live baby chicks and kicking a cat around like a hackey sack.

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This movie includes many “politically incorrect” comments directed at ethnic groups and homosexuals. Do you think derogatory comments are justified if presented in a humorous situation?

Home Video

The most recent home video release of You Don’t Mess With The Zohan movie is October 7, 2008. Here are some details…

You Don’t Mess With the Zohan releases to DVD in either a one or two disc edition. Bonus extras included with the Original Theatrical Version 1-Disc Extended Version are: two commentaries (one with actor/writer Adam Sandler, writer Robert Smigel, and actors Rob Schneider and Nick Swardson, the other with director Dennis Dugan), deleted scenes and ten featurettes.

The 2-Disc Fully Loaded Extended Version offers all of the above plus: a digital copy of the film and five additional featurettes.

You Don’t Mess With the Zohan is also available on Blu-ray Disc. This edition provides both the Rated and Unrated versions of the film, BD-Live and Translating the Zohan (a graphic-in-picture track).

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