Blades Of Glory parents guide

Blades Of Glory Parent Guide

Overall D+

Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell) and Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder) were figure skating rivals until an altercation got them both thrown out of the World Championships forever. Then they found a loophole! They can try for the gold again, but only if they enter in the pairs' competition. The question is: Do they love the sport enough to stop hating each other and work as a team?

Release date March 29, 2007

Violence C
Sexual Content C-
Profanity D+
Substance Use D+

Why is Blades Of Glory rated PG-13? The MPAA rated Blades Of Glory PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, language, a comic violent image and some drug references

Run Time: 93 minutes

Parent Movie Review

Competitive ice-skating has dealt with some negative press over the years, but staging a comeback after Will Ferrell and Jon Heder step onto the rink may be a real test of the event’s ability to endure.

Their fictitious characters of Chazz Michael Michaels (Ferrell) and Jimmy MacElroy (Heder) are extreme opposites. As an individual skater in the men’s singles category, Jimmy is the graceful, imaginative type who exudes poise and passion on the ice. Chazz, an admitted sex addict, oozes a different kind of raunchy, perverted passion. Yet despite their stylistic differences, the men are in constant competition for the top step of the podium.

Finally at a World Championship, the two Olympians find themselves tied for first. But their moment of glory is ruined when some pushing and shoving between the two men turns into a bloody melee during the playing of the national anthem. The fracas results in both of them being stripped of their gold medals and banned from competing for life.

Three years later, however, Jimmy’s former groupie and stalker (Nick Swardson) finds a little known clause in the skating handbook that allows both men back on the ice—this time as the sport’s first male/male pair’s team. Now under the tutelage of Jimmy’s former coach (Craig T. Nelson), the partners have to put aside their artistic differences as they attempt the never-before-completed Iron Lotus move in an effort to best their new rivals, Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg (Will Arnett, Amy Poehler).

As exaggerated as the characters’ names, this mockery of the skating world leaves no blade unbent. Lampooning old news stories, competitors use metal bars to take out their opponents—along with crossbows, handcuffs and punches to the head. Chazz’s love of liquor and occasional illegal drug use is hardly in keeping with athletic training protocol. In addition, his obsession with sex results in a steady stream of sexual commentary and the man-handling of Jimmy’s friend Katie (Jenna Fischer). While audiences won’t see much more than cleavage and some brief kissing, the script relies heavily on crude sexual jokes, hints at homosexuality, enhanced crotches and endless pet names for the male anatomy.

Beyond these overstated and malicious ice follies, the depiction of an accidental decapitation and a reenactment of a drug overdose performed during skating competitions are distasteful ploys at humor.

While product placement runs rampant in this film (including a Bud Light logo on the arena boards), the Olympic committee apparently declined to give license for the use of their five interlocking rings. After seeing the movie, one is also left to wonder why skating greats like Peggy Fleming, Dorothy Hamill, Scott Hamilton, Sasha Cohen, Brian Boitano and Nancy Kerrigan didn’t refuse to authorize their faces as well for this absurd assault on the sport that made them famous.

Starring Will Ferrell, Jon Heder. Running time: 93 minutes. Theatrical release March 29, 2007. Updated

Blades Of Glory
Rating & Content Info

Why is Blades Of Glory rated PG-13? Blades Of Glory is rated PG-13 by the MPAA for crude and sexual humor, language, a comic violent image and some drug references

As a rogue competitor, Chazz’s disregard for skating etiquette makes him stand out on the ice with his crotch-grabbing, crude routine. Off ice, his sex addition results in the constant discussion of sexual themes. He also turns to alcohol and illegal drug use (one depiction) to help him cope with stress. Later in a drunken stupor, he vomits while performing a skating routine for a children’s program. Meanwhile, Jimmy’s flamboyant antics on ice inspire the admiration of a stalker who threatens to kill the skater some day. During their preparations for pair’s competition, both Chazz and Jimmy are seen in their underwear, kicked in the groin and engage in provocative moves. One character discusses masturbation and later fondles a woman’s clothed breasts. The film depicts some brawls resulting in bloody injuries, a reenacted drug overdose and numerous portrayals of gross-out humor. As well, the script contains vulgarities, scatological slang, profanities and rude hand gestures.

Page last updated

Blades Of Glory Parents' Guide

There are numerous product placements in this film. How many can you find? What impact might these advertisements have on viewers? What logos were modified in the film? Why might some organizations decline having their product shown?

Jimmy and Chazz attempt a dangerous and difficult move in the World Championship finals. What motivates athletes to try more and more challenging routines? What risks are involved? Should sport federations, such as figure skating, hockey, football and others, limit the kind of moves or actions their competitors can be involved in?

Although pairs competitions presently showcase male/female partners, what impact might a film like this have on future events?

Home Video

The most recent home video release of Blades Of Glory movie is August 27, 2007. Here are some details…

DVD Release Date: 28 August 2007

Blades Of Glory glides onto DVD with additional footage, alternate takes, deleted scenes, a gag reel and the featurettes: Return to Glory - The Making of Blades, Celebrities On Thin Ice,

Cooler Than Ice: The Super-Sexy Costumes of Skating, Arnett and Poehler - A Family Affair, 20 Questions with Scott Hamilton and Hector: Portrait of a Psychofan. Other extras include the music video Blades of Glory by Bo Bice, three MTV Interstitials, the theatrical trailer, a text/photo gallery, and Moviephone (unscripted with Will Ferrell, Jon Heder and Will Arnett).

Audio tracks are available in English (Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround), Spanish and French, with subtitles in English, Spanish and French.

Related home video titles:

A young Physics student puts her mathematical skills to use on the rink in order to perfect her spins in Ice Princess. Jon Heder found cult fame as an awkward high school student from Preston, Idaho in the sleeper success, Napoleon Dynamite.