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Overall D

Eliot Arnold (Tim Allen) is a divorced dad with a bad work ethic that cost him his job and his son's respect.

Violence C
Sexual Content D+
Profanity D+
Substance Use C-

MPAA Rating: PG-13 for language, crude humor and sex-related material

Big Trouble

ONLY NOAH ON THE ARK had more twosomes to worry about than Dave Barry does in the film adaptation of his first novel, Big Trouble. Basing the story on snippets of news articles garnered from The Miami Herald -- where he works -- this Pulitzer Prize winning columnist introduces a cast of over fourteen major characters whose lives randomly intersect on the streets of the Florida hotspot.

Muddled? To say the least!

Big Trouble (2001) - Official site Eliot Arnold (Tim Allen) is a divorced dad with a bad work ethic that cost him his job and his son's respect. Formerly a newspaper columnist, he now runs a second rate ad agency. He meets up with the pampered but unhappy Anna Heck (Rene Russo) and her daughter Jenny (Zooey Deschanel) when his son Matt (Ben Foster) is caught carrying a water pistol in their backyard. Meanwhile, a real rifle-toting hitman (Dennis Farina) and his partner are hiding in the bushes aiming to knock off Arthur (Stanley Tucci) -- Anna's husband -- who's been stealing money from the company coffers. Officers Monica Romero (Janeane Garofalo) and Walter Kramitz (Patrick Warburton) are called in to investigate the uproar at the Heck household but are soon upstaged by two FBI agents (Omar Epps, Dwight "Heavy D" Myers) on the trail of a mysterious metal suitcase containing a dangerous weapon.

Big Trouble (2001) - Official site Added to this cast is a pair of dim-witted street thugs, two Russian arms dealers, a couple of longhaired sweethearts, the family mutt, and a venom-spitting psychedelic toad. All told, that leaves very little time in the film's 85-minute length to do more than show clips of each of his characters as they cross paths.

Big Trouble (2001) - Official site While Barry parades his off-beat writing style and slightly skewed viewpoint that entertains his newspaper fans, this film takes on a darker and edgier tone than many of his printed columns. Crude jokes, sexual teasers, constant profanities, and brief rear nudity also put this movie in a huge quandary when it comes to family entertainment.

Too many characters, too many content issues, and too little storyline leave this comedy in Big Trouble.