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Vampires Suck

Due to the popularity of the vampire genre, which is epitomized in Twilight Saga, writers/directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have penned a spoof in order to suck more money out of moviegoers' pockets. Get the movie review and more. »


Overall: D
Violence: D
Sexual Content: C-
Language: D+
Drugs/Alcohol: C-
Run Time: 82
Theater Release: 18 Aug 2010
Video Release: 30 Nov 2010
MPAA Rating: PG-13
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boo9641 says: Aug. 19, 2010

Here’s a sample of what your children are going to hear if they go see the movie “Vampires Suck”- PG13):
Fifteen minutes into the movie….
A father is driving with his daughter and says “You’ve really turned into a fine young lady since I last saw you.” She smiles shyly, and he smiles back; grinning creepily, he looks at her chest and says “I mean just look at your xxxx- they’re huge!”.
Thirty minutes into the movie…...
A girl at school says to another, ” Hi, I’m (whoever) and I’m going to pretend to be your new best friend; but if you xxxx my boyfriend’s xxxx, I’ll cut you!”.
I won’t offend you with any further examples of the crass language in this movie. Here’s the bottom line- this movie is the most offensive thing I have ever seen in a movie theater. EVER. Let me say that once more. EVER. I know that our children are exposed to things we weren’t as children. I know the times have changed and sometimes we as parents need to go with the flow. I myself am a fairly progressive parent. But this movie is just too much.

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