Why is The Musketeer rated PG-13?
Official MPAA Rating: The Musketeer is rated PG-13 for
Child practices sword fighting. Parents and child killed or injured by sword. Man struck in face by sword. When man threatens thieving child, a sword fight erupts resulting in destruction of property, injury or death, and gun held on hostage. Man shows off gun handling skills. Man stabbed and gunshots fired at others. Man practices sword skills. Man threatened with sword in several scenes. Characters talk of murder and plunder. Bumbling man stumbles and hit head. Two men knocked unconscious. Rolling kegs trip men. Explosives made and used on several occasions. Sword fight results in deaths and injuries. Sword held at man’s throat. Man throws knife at painted representation of his enemy. Butcher shown chopping raw meat. Various characters bound and locked up. Mob storms castle and sword fight ensues, including property damage, injury or death, spilling hot liquid, and threats with fire. Man dragged with rope. Men fall from window ledge into laundry. Man slaps woman’s face twice. Man falls through ceiling. Insects and the possible existence of crocodile cause nervousness. Woman uses dagger in self-defense on two occasions, threatens attacker with castration on one. Men practicing fencing on scarecrows are taken prisoner. Man holds woman at gunpoint on two occasions. Man thrown to ground and hit on head. Coach attacked and sword fight/shooting match occurs including men falling off coach, men dragged by horses and trampled, spear narrowly missing characters, injury and death of some characters, and explosion. Man uses tree branch as weapon. Women slaps man’s face. Knife blade held against child’s throat. Man killed with sword. Horse collapses from over-exertion. Man shot. Room set on fire. Thrown knife narrowly misses two characters. Man threatens drunken man. Men on horseback storm castle. Cannon fire causes death and injury. Horse tramples man. Sword fighting scene includes death and injury, men hanging and falling from ropes while attempting to climb tower, man falling down stone stairs, opponents fighting on catwalk and lashing at one another while scaling (often falling) ladders. Woman shot. Man utters death threat.
Sexual Content: C-
Prostitute speaks to men in tavern. Strategically obstructed shot of naked woman in bathtub. Woman’s naked back and shoulders shown. Woman showing lots of cleavage makes sexual double entendre. Several kisses shown between unmarried couple, with one strongly implied sexual encounter. Woman clothed only in sheet shown on two occasions. Man makes sexual advances towards niece, mistakes her efforts to retrieve dagger hidden in garter belt as invitation. Woman sees naked man (we only see her reaction) and makes some sexual comments. Men assume sexual relationship between man and woman. Woman smacks man’s behind. Nude man shown swimming (water obscures details).
Use of at least: One sexual slang term, mild language and name-calling. Male characters belittle female characters in two scenes.
Alcohol / Drug Use: C-
Musketeers accused of drinking and carousing. Several characters shown inebriated. Men confess to being drunk. Several scenes set in tavern where patrons are drinking. Main characters drink for courage and celebration. Social drinking at banquet.